I left Jeff Dunham and Eddie Izzard — which just proves that I have very wild and varied tastes. Today, at my house arrived two Jeff Dunham videos and an Eddie Izzard video! Yeah! An evening of comedy awaited me!

Except, Cheryl doesn’t like Eddie Izzard — oh, what should I do? It’s Brian to the rescue! Cheryl’s going out to dinner with him on Thursday, leaving me at home to watch Eddie Izzard!!!

My life is so sad, isn’t it?