Once upon a time, a girl asked a guy, “Will you marry me?” The guy answered, “No.”
And the girl lived happily ever after and went shopping, drank martinis, always had a clean house, never had to cook, stayed skinny and was never farted on.
(In case you’re wondering, a male coworker gave this to me.)
Also, I’m sitting here just stunned that the amendment passed. I never thought my great state would deny rights to people.