I’ve decided to fight fire with fire and say what everyone has been thinking, “God hates Straight People.” Sure, straights rule the world, but they also suffer the most.

They’re murdered in higher numbers than their gay brethren.

They suffer from heart disease and cancer at a higher rate.

When there is a Natural — read: God caused — disaster, the majority of those who are killed and injured are, what else, straight people.

So, what does this tell us? It tells us that God is really pissed off and mad at the Straight people of the world. In the Bible, He admonishes gays twice (in Lev.), but he has left 365 rules for the Straights. I’m thinking, He knew they would need more guidance and more watching over.

That’s sad, isn’t it? They think they rule the world, but really, they’re just messing it up.

God Bless